Emily is dealing with her text message breakup very well.
oh shit. “ahhhhhhhhhh” had no content?? This should have been “ahhhhhhhhhh”s content
For the record. Handling a text message breakup with grace and dignity means that you only called him 2 names (cowardly and hurtful).
--Tagged under: he didnt want to meet my cool mom??--
--Tagged under: because he was unsure--
--Tagged under: I'm sure that he's an idiot--
Just handled my first text message breakup with grace and dignity.
Celebrating 5 years of being unconsummated nightmares together/apart/2gethr4evr. #bossedup #avinnersary
--Tagged under: avinnersary--
--Tagged under: bossedup--
Ladies it’s your song, go ahead and collaboratively decide to make your own fishbowl in a cauldron. #coven
--Tagged under: coven--
I like to “joke” that Drex and I take turns feeding our cat so that she thinks we’re both important and doesn’t kill&eat the superfluous one.
You can tell me this wasn’t the inspiration for Nashville’s “Boys and Busses” but I won’t hear it.