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Gael Garcia Bernal can do drag like nobody’s business.
About
I'm a 7 year old boy trapped in a 20 year old girl's body. I love shiny things and movies that make fun of themselves.
I have no idea what's appropriate to talk about at parties, but I think my bangs make up for all those shortcomings. You'll see them in the many pictures I take of myself, not necessarily on Wednesdays.
I'm a very serious blogger, discussing all the important issues like unicorns and booze. Sometimes I craft. Here are some clothes I own and/or love. And things I think are pretty. Above all, REAL TALK.
I'm really great at thrifting. We should go together some time.
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. THIS ISN’T HAPPENING. MY DAD IS NOT ON FACEBOOK. MAKE IT ALL STOP.
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Add personal message: Sweet outfit.
YEAH SHE DID.
You have one incident one time, and every boy turns into a competition.
Two things Emily needs to learn: 1) basic computer security and 2) NOT TO HAVE SUCH FUCKING CREEPY SHIT ON HER DESKTOP
Um, this was in a folder entitled “scary” in a folder entitled “fotos” that was on my desktop. I think I found it on someone’s myspace one time.
I DON’T LIKE LEARNING IN LESSONS. JUST TELL ME HOW TO SECURE MY COMPUTER SO THAT I DON’T HAVE TO ENLIST THE HELP OF A ONE-ARMED MAN TO GET BACK AT YOU.
Are you allowed to tell dudes they're adorable?
One time I accidentally told someone who I’d only met a couple times at the dorm ping pong table that his haircut was adorable, and he made an uncomfortable face. So I tried to backtrack and was all “I mean, in a manly way.” Then I felt like I was hitting on him so I mumbled something about Trainspotting (movie) because he was reading Trainspotting (book) and kept walking. I think he transferred after that semester.
Basically, I’m an expert at casual conversations. I’m so casual and cool all the time.
I just Googled "disco sperm".
Dear twitter,
I need you to have a proximity option for mobile tweets. An app for that, if you will. So that you don’t get updates from people who’ve been sitting next to you for the past several hours.
“Oh, that was me. I just tweeted,” is a phrase I hear all too often after my phone vibrates during a pow wow. Always said with a little shame. Like, yeah I know I could have just said this out loud, but I’d rather the whole internet hear it, too.
I know what Paul’s grad invitation design looks like (and it is rad) because we’ve both been doing very important things here with our computers together.
Anyway, thnx 4 ur tyme. LYLAS.
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I think MICHAEL BAY needs to direct this movie.
Just. IMAGINE.
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TheFondest in regards to who should direct Breaking Dawn.
YES. IMAGINE.
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EXPLOSIONS! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!
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The baby cannot just break Bella’s spine. It will STRATEGICALLY BOMB Bella’s spine.
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In a sexy outfit.
I now have a reason to be thankful for Twilight.
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