- Katie Drexler: Please don't make me sleep in that cold scary room by myself again. I can hear the rats scratching through the walls.
- Me: Well I'm not moving the extra bed back into my room right now.
- Drex: I just kind of figured we'd be drunk, and you'd let me sleep in your bed. Like that one time at Paul's.
- Me: Jesus.
- ...
- Me: Okay, but I'm taking this comforter for myself. And putting this pillow between us.
- Drex: I promise I won't invade your personal space.
- Me: I am in a very vulnerable sleep dress right now. I can't take chances.
- Drex: Yeah, that sexy number. The kind middle age women wear when they've just given up. Like with wool socks and gunk all over their faces.
- Me: It's very comfortable.
About
I've got the mind of a 7 year old boy and the body of a 20 year old Kardashian girl. I love shiny things and movies that make fun of themselves.
I have no idea what's appropriate to talk about at parties, but I think my bangs make up for all those shortcomings.
I'm a very serious blogger, discussing all the important issues like unicorns and booze.
Let's thrift together some time.
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Three MOONS Wolf Shirt
Three Wolves Moon Shirt taken to it’s logical conclusion.
Is that the moon from the Melies movie?! Yes, I think it is. I was previously unaware wolf shirts could get nerdier. And I think I love it.
Hey, freshman-year self. Yeah, you, with your tan skin, attending sporting events, throwing up deuces with your gold pearls. I just want to say thanks. For that free pizza deal you got before school even started. Which was actually the first bonding experience you had with your dormmates. When you left your terrible highschool friend behind and piled in a car mostly packed with really great people who you still talk to.
Anyway, thanks again for getting a Papa John’s coupon printed on a little plastic football for a free large, one topping pizza. Because junior year self just turned that in and got mad delicious free food. om nom.
My computer charger died in the night
Or, really it’ll work for a couple minutes here and there.
Also Eastbound and Down disc 1 is stuck in my drive. I really needed something to watch when the internet went out a couple days ago, and, after noticing the opening was a little bent, forced the DVD in there anyway.
I need everything to stop sucking now, please.
So this was Halloween ‘09!! If you can’t tell I was the adorable Windows 7 commercial, that’s on you. Because I was brilliant.
There’s also a video of the pregaming festivities (from which this was grabbed), but it’s a little too ridiculous for public consumption.
We really love being on camera. Like, if we could hire someone full time, that’d be great. SB ‘10 is going to be the best.
this will always be my favorite xkcd ever.
Sometimes if I try hard enough and throw enough things in the pot, I can make delicious meals just like a real person. This creation was brought to you almost entirely by Aldi.
(No, you are definitely not seeing a can opener in the background.)
unicorns and pinnochios?
The two I had the most contact with are very sincere in their beliefs and one (and Emily knows exactly who I’m talking about) adorably so. He’s just a really nice guy.
Sometimes I have to dashboard-search my name to find posts that I should have commented on when they first happened. This nice, feminist guy you’re talking about? You mean the person who I have the weirdest “relationship” with ever? That one? The one out of all the people I’ve ever actually met, I’ve been the biggest trainwreck to? That one? Actually, it’s probably more relevant that it did take until now for me to find this.
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