The dress my dad refused to buy me. Southern-born by the grace of god!
The dress my dad refused to buy me. Southern-born by the grace of god!
Branson, MO, and I are currently in a camp-etition. This is what fully commiting to the experience looks like. I’m just taking a Wi-Fi break at Panera while my dad/his ugly gf are at a timeshare thing that’s paying for Dixie Stampede tonight!! Don’t worry, I’ve got a disposable cam.

Branson, MO, and I are currently in a camp-etition. This is what fully commiting to the experience looks like. I’m just taking a Wi-Fi break at Panera while my dad/his ugly gf are at a timeshare thing that’s paying for Dixie Stampede tonight!!

Don’t worry, I’ve got a disposable cam.

Is malt liquor supposed to be more drinkable than Bud Light?
Because it is.

Yes, I love my mom on facebook. I’m not ashamed.
Yes, I love my mom on facebook. I’m not ashamed.
EMILY

eulakelele:

You promised me crafts.  I have not gotten crafts.  Not only is my heart broken on this 4th of July (because I have to work all day), but I also miss you.  Does anyone else want to send me crafts?  I promise postcards!

It’ll happen! I got a little backed up on my crafting schedule with AG’s 21st. Now I’m out of town. But I’m sure my upcoming Branson trip will provide inspiration.

"You may not be the prettiest girl in [this grocery store], but you’re definitely the funniest."
— random attractive stranger in a dream I had recently, right before he made out with me against a shelf. Even in my dreams, put-downs make come-ons better. No thanks, Freud, I think I can handle this one on my own.
How does my tumblarity go down after I post a pic of Colt 45?!
This is a recession, y’all. CNN is no excuse.
Well, I’m set for the day.
Well, I’m set for the day.
My dreams have plot twists

The guns didn’t actually work because the bad guy couldn’t be around firey things because of his cig addiction. I found this out when I stole one and tried to kill him (I was supposed to be dead at the time). I had to resort to seducing him. He pretended to be disgusted at first, but it totally worked; his wife was about to kill him in a gas explosion when I heard talk of Red Robin in the hallway.

They also have sub-plots, but those were less interesting.

"She just eats, poops, and dreams."
— wise words from tonight’s 16 and Preg. Not from a woman, but still pretty deep and meaningful, you guyzz. This might be tombstone-worthy.
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