Love On My Terms

I’d forgotten I had this. Hey, mom!!

Oct 2nd

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andiwa: I really, really, really enjoyed this.  If you have 20 minutes, I really recommend it. ...

Oct 2nd

I popped 2 bike tubes today.

Well, one popped last night in my shed. So I didn’t technically hear that one. The second one...

Oct 2nd

Oct 2nd

sade: LOOKS like a 17 year old boy, IS ACTUALLY a 27 year...

Oct 2nd

synecdoche: via mcsweeny’s. answers here. So great. I...

Oct 2nd

Clearing off the desktop.

Oct 1st

Our “Victoria” video from freshman year got a...

Oct 1st

I hate being friends with nerdzz.

I just took a quick power nap on Paul and Robert’s couch, in front of my computer, so they...

Oct 1st

drexin: emilytoldmeto: @ Andrew Bird concert. Jesus, this...

Oct 1st

Yes! There is always Branson.

Oct 1st

Hey, BFF, you want to grab some coffee after the show? No,...

Oct 1st

I met Andrew Bird today.

Out of all the bike shops in all of Columbia, MO, he walked into mine. Coworker Ben pointed him out...

Oct 1st

Oh this is so great.

Sep 30th

Helllo, desperation. (Don’t let this discourage you....

Sep 30th

http://twitter.com/edithracer

Sep 30th

Yes, I do need a cloud umbrella.

Sep 30th

thebeatisinyourhood: interrobangin: thebeatisinyourhood: interrobangin: Are you… taking...

Sep 30th

“Ahh, Emily: the girl with the adorable pigtails who...

Sep 30th

It's my way or the lame way.

Sep 30th

thebeatisinyourhood: interrobangin: Are you… taking public speaking? haha, yes. In fact. The...

Sep 30th

Speech critique: 1. Can we get a camera that looks a little...

Sep 30th

acewepeel: sade: Have you guys tasted this? No…have you...

Sep 30th

Jon Gosselin Fired From Jon and Kate Plus 8

Sep 29th

Fake baby-baby = NIGHTMARES. KILLLL IT.

Sep 29th

Fake baby monkey = adorable.

Sep 29th

Hey, Brad (Dan Gauthier), I can’t help but notice that...

Sep 29th

Sorry. I forgot the establishing shot. Who knew that tonight...

Sep 29th

HAHAHAHA.

Sep 29th

on emotional retardation.

“What, dad, you have cancer on your back? Oh, it’s nothing to worry about? You just have...

Sep 29th

Prettiest couple out there. (Also, I’m linking to...

Sep 29th

“Butt out, Shawn! You know, I don’t even like...

Sep 29th

Teen Witch ruined any chance I had of dressing like a real...

Sep 29th

paulhphillips: Currently: bored at work and creeping on my...

Sep 29th

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nudawn: For Kia M. “Are you kidding? I’d be so embarrassed. Look at how funky he...

Sep 29th

unicornfandance: thisrecording: here’s how I found out a...

Sep 28th

Someone needs to each me how to be a laaaady. I have to find...

Sep 28th

Got to get you into my life.

Sep 28th

sade: Sup shorty? U look good gurl Unfortunately, I...

Sep 27th

“Can you imagine when we’re old, and we REALLY...”
— G. Meiners. We were first in...

Sep 26th

We're going to live together next year.

me: You know, Rudo y Cursi. WIth Gael Garcia Bernal...and that other guy. That little Mexican from Milk.
Grace: You mean Emile Hirsch?
me: No, no. The guy from On the Road? I wouldn't call Emile Hirsch a Mexican. The lil guy. With the small head and the short black hair.
Grace: Yeah, but he plays one in Milk. The gay lover who hangs himself.
me: Yeah, but that's not Emile Hirsch!
Grace: You're going to feel like a dumbass when I'm right.
me: You're going to feel like shit when you realize you're wrong. Especially after saying that to me.

Sep 26th

paulhphillips: SNPD: ‘you can pretty much see through my shirt, so this is all I can offer’...

Sep 25th

(via sistermarymartha) Drex. It’s dix and the doctor,...

Sep 25th

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eulakelele: For my favorite.  Please pardon my sore throat. Seeing as this is Magnetic Fields, and...

Sep 25th

(via movieoftheweek) THERE IT IS. I was waiting for a...

Sep 25th

Today is “National Punctuation Day‽‽ I think...

Sep 25th

Giant knee Band-Aids?

They’re really cute on a 20+ yr old, right? Especially when paired with a Curious George mini...

Sep 24th

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“Now when I say ‘Shazaam’ - You tell me that I’m glamorous.”

Sep 24th

INTERNET SPLURGE.

Sep 24th

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Have you guys met my hero? This is probably exactly how Beethoven felt when he first heard...

Sep 24th

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mattpayton: SONG OF THE DAY Cat Stevens “If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out” from the 1971 film...

Sep 24th

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drexin: mykicks: Cat Stevens - “Don’t Be Shy”

Sep 24th

I will never not have the legs of an...

Sep 24th

sistermarymartha: Did you give me cheap vodka? DID YOU GIVE...

Sep 23rd

“Later, the Dalai Lama explained – laughingly – that...

Sep 23rd

“And if I had a cat, I would name it Rosie, and we would keep...”
— Edith Zimmerman

Sep 22nd

synecdoche: (via anitatata) that’s just silly. All i...

Sep 22nd

allymack:zarigee:classics:insertname:grahamgrafx:moth:...

Sep 22nd

Should this feel as satisfying as it does? Does that make me...

Sep 22nd

What did English do to get so terrible? “Crazy...

Sep 22nd

It’s raining, so I’m making brownies and skipping film class to watch the movie from my...

Sep 21st

An example of rack focus is like the...

Diana Christensen: I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst fuck I ever had. Believe me, I've had worse. You don't puff or snorkel and make death-like rattles. As a matter of fact, you're rather serene in the sack.
Max Schumacher: Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship?
Diana Christensen: I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
Max Schumacher: I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard.

Sep 21st

Uncle. I’m calling it.

Sep 21st

I got 99 problems, but a straightener won’t be one for...

Sep 21st

Has anyone else been meaning to threaten...

Because the time is now. Give me another week, and I’ll be handing out numbers. If you are...

Sep 21st

If you’re planning on burning it down, I will verify...

Sep 21st

troubledbyinsects: via...

Sep 21st

My assistant manager and I have similar mothers.

Sep 21st

I can't wait to win a fancy award so...

This is for god and the Beales!!

Sep 21st

Did I really never post this pic of me on Mad Men night?...

Sep 21st

“I would have made out with a couch last night”
— Emily ‘Edith’ Singleton Racer...

Sep 20th

Upon further examination

I def did sprain this ankle. And there is gum on it.

Sep 20th

Judging by my my body

I fell down many times on my walk home. I think I sprained my ankle. I think trainwreck night was a...

Sep 20th

I just made some really great facebook...

Profile pic with a dog. Eastbound and Down quote status. Religious views about humor that is so...

Sep 20th

mattpayton: Gay People Can Quote The Bible Too - Dan Savage...

Sep 20th

internal dialogue of a trainwreck.

me: I never heard back from the library about my job application. Hmm.
me: Well, I did write "And I'm really good at the internet."
me: Yeah, maybe the janitorial staff is hiring.

Sep 20th

I'm just going to embrace this...

Put my hands up, they’re playin’ my song. You know I’m gonna be okay.

Sep 20th

So, I’m in this one awful class. And until I relearn...

Sep 19th

Also, let's retire the word...

Anyone who uses it on the reg has no idea what it means (see below) and really just throws it out...

Sep 19th

Well, I didn’t make any new friends today. In my...

Sep 19th

(via caragh) That looks about right.

Sep 18th

eulakelele: Dear Tumblr, I don’t mean to be...

Sep 17th

bringtheruckuss: absurdlakefront: Soon, very soon.

Sep 17th

synecdoche: ilu, videogum. I thought Gabe was going to stop...

Sep 16th

pantsblog: (via hellamike) This one is actually good. I...

Sep 15th

"money doesn't buy happiness"

eulakelele: interrobangin: I’m pretty sure that Chis have lifetime warranties.  I think you can...

Sep 15th

I’m sitting in the computer lab looking at...

Sep 15th

"money doesn't buy happiness"

BULLSHIT. MONEY WOULD BRING MY STRAIGHTENER BACK TO ME, AND ONLY THEN COULD I FEEL HAPPINESS AGAIN....

Sep 15th

synecdoche: oh hey so you can watch the pilot of bored to...

Sep 15th

condiequalsclass: SPOILER: it smells like cloves and tapatio...

Sep 15th

Things I accomplished today

woke up at 8AM volunteered, recycling beer waste from the football game ate really great granola at...

Sep 14th

Thnx, Paul. I was trying to think of a...

Emily Singleton Racer <3: i just wanted to acknowledge how genital i'm being right now. i'm going to start saying genital when i'm talking about being a well-adjusted person.
Paul: hahahahaha
Emily Singleton Racer <3: i was so genital today
Paul: i love it
Emily Singleton Racer <3: it's fun and smart!
Paul: it is all of those things. im proud of you and your genitalia.
Emily Singleton Racer <3: thank you. means a lot.
Paul: i love this conversation
Emily Singleton Racer <3: I'M JBG
Emily Singleton Racer <3: just being genital

Sep 14th

So, who’s going to see this with me?

Sep 14th

I’m going to start an anonymous blog and then write everything inappropriate that  crosses my...

Sep 13th

Is 'tweeted' grammatically correct?

I know that it’s called twitter. And the sentences themselves are called tweets. But the...

Sep 13th

I tweeted about my near death experience involving a bike...

Sep 13th

S my D, Quintions

xannon: I’ve been internet-less for at least the last 24 hours. S my D, mediacom. I went to...

Sep 13th

raptoravatar: Just got back from In The Loop, which now is...

Sep 13th

Yes, you read that right. I’m putting these on my...

Sep 13th

WHY AM I NOT WEARING THESE RIGHT NOW?!

Sep 13th

Do you ever just wish you had some gold...

I don’t think I can live without them any longer. They’d go really well with this top.

Sep 13th

“Yeah. No, I remember you. Last time we met, you were very...”
— I’ve been doing a lot of...

Sep 13th

PLANT MAGICIAN.

Sep 13th

Facebook just gave me this. Where are you, friends?

Sep 12th

Oh how sad.

Sep 12th

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“Danny DeVito films a crazy flight”

Sep 12th

Drexler is having a hard time finding roommates. It’s...

Sep 12th

No one told me my “new” vest was cute today....

Sep 11th

mykicks: May the Lord have mercy on us all. How did you get...

Sep 11th

This was filmed at my school a couple years ago. I just came...

Sep 11th

In case you don’t hear from me for a while, it’s...

Sep 11th

(via mykicks) George: Honestly! Me mind boggles at the very...

Sep 9th

Can this be 2 days and 17 hours of SB ‘10?! Hitting...

Sep 9th

Official It's Always Sunny in...

supersonicelectronic: “The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis” “The Gang Hits the Road” “The...

Sep 8th

NEED.

Sep 8th

“Romance at its finest” (medium: picnik)

Sep 8th

In which I take a series of pictures of myself and pick the...

Sep 8th

HAZEL: Does it make you want to kiss me?
CADEN: Yeah. Kind of.
HAZEL: Tell me why?
CADEN: Um, I feel a lot of longing.
HAZEL: Hmm. Beg a girl, why dontcha.
CADEN: Um, okay. Please, Hazel, let
HAZEL: On your knees.
CADEN: me -- What?
HAZEL: I'd like you to beg me on your knees for a kiss. Just for fun.

Sep 8th

OH NOEZ

emilytoldmeto: interrobangin: I just found the full script of Synecdoche, New York when I’m...

Sep 8th

OH NOEZ

I just found the full script of Synecdoche, New York when I’m supposed to be doing school...

Sep 8th

“Oh, you were looking at that bike. I thought you were...”
— Katie Drexler. Back when she...

Sep 8th

Things that are indicative of my life...

“You need anything? wink wink?  … Nudge nudge” from an attractive coworker meaning...

Sep 7th

thatgirlgwen: frozen yogurt from the downtown bubble tea...

Sep 7th

in which I continue to talk about my...

me: Did I tell you that [name withheld] keeps texting me periodically?
mom: It's because you got that wiiiide booty.
me: Well, I guess.
me: :(
me: I mean, it's not like it's only wide..It's got other qualities...
mom: What? No, I said "white booty."
me: Oh, I guess that makes more sense.
katie donovan: I totally heard "wide," too. I thought it was a little mean.
me: Yeah, if you were going to say something not as confusing and more accurate, you probably should have said "juicy booty."
mom: Okay, it's because you've got that juiiicy booty.

Sep 7th

Sometimes I can't stop talking about...

me: I'm really considering getting a Ragtag membership. It's $40, and I can get into movies for $5. And go to their annual holiday party. Which, I mean, that's $1.50 off per movie. So I'd have to go to like 30 movies for this to be worth it. And then I'd still be spending like $150 on those. Which I think could be worth it. It would encourage me to go to really great movies. Alone, though. There's no way I could convince my friends to do this But I want to start spending money on things I really like.
mom: Yeah. Well if you think it would be worth it.
me: Ooh, or I could do this better membership where you get the same stuff and get to see advanced screenings and talk to the directors. It's $90. I probably wouldn't go to those things without someone, though. I get afraid. See, couple memberships are $160. That's a deal. I need a movie buddy.
mom: Yeah, you need a boyfriend.
me: :(

Sep 7th

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Fact: I almost did this in Sam’s Club just now. Why wouldn’t Sam’s have High...

Sep 7th

FIRST: A forwarded email just made me cry a little. I want...

Sep 6th

bringtheruckuss: danny devito has a tiwitter. And the...

Sep 6th

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As long as we’re sharing, I decided yesterday that even though I hate playing favorites,...

Sep 5th

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peabodysteph: It Ain’t Me, Babe -Bob Dylan Is it okay to say that this might be my favorite Bob...

Sep 5th

“Remember this rhyme “swine lady. She’s a fine lady. I’m just...”
— Emily leads a charmed life...

Sep 5th

This might be a low point. My mom doesn’t know what...

Sep 5th

Mirabelle: Are you the kind of person that takes time to get to know, and then once you get to know them... they're fabulous?
Jeremy Kraft: Yes, absolutely... What?

Sep 4th

lllaurraaaa: lasramblas: ronbabcock: ...

Sep 4th

unicornzzzzz: theabstract: unicorn socks! (via...

Sep 4th

:(

Sep 4th

I'm seriously the worst person to ask...

youcankeepthechange: Or any human interaction advice, for that matter. Because of my great ability...

Sep 4th

Two more weird finds I didn't know what...

drexin: A record of all of JFK’s speeches “The poetry of Romeo and Juliet set to music” All...

Sep 4th

(via drexin) Please don’t start sentences with a...

Sep 3rd

WHY AM I GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCHING FOR HOUNDSTOOTH THINGS...

Sep 3rd

There is nothing sexier than these shorts right here....

Sep 3rd

enjoli: (via loveyourchaos)

Sep 3rd

lickystickypickyme: Kurt Vonnegut explains drama He...

Sep 3rd

So I’m watching the Demi Lovato Disney show online...

Sep 2nd

I THOUGHT I DELETED THIS. HOW DID IT END UP ON...

Sep 2nd

back up plans

unicornfandance: of late i have heard alot of cries of “IM GOING TO DIE ALONE” from all over the...

Sep 2nd

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drexin: hman: Back-to-school swine flu prevention tips from Elmo. Wash, wash, wash! For...

Sep 1st

Don't act like you don't know what I'm...

me: tigerstakeout.com. I'd like the grilled cheese and sweet tomato bisque from the Tin Can, please.
mom: What?

Sep 1st

Through this illness, I hope to educate others about the...

Sep 1st

HAPPY SEPTEMBER!!!

Sep 1st

This is from when my friends dressed up like Mad Men...

Sep 1st

H1N1: This is Awkward

Last self-pitying post, I promise. (Except the one I plan on posting in the morning after I talk to...

Sep 1st