January 2012
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I'M GOING TO SEND VALENTINES THIS YEAR I PROMISE →
Give me your addresses above. I have a lot of free time these days, and there is no reason I can’t do this. I HAVE A CRAFT TABLE AND ICEFILMS IS A SHELL IF ITS FORMER SELF. Please specify if you’d prefer not to receive glitter on your card so I can make sure to send you an envelope full of loose glitter. (Not white this time though because apparently it’s anthraxy and I am...
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The ABC Family movie Cyberbully reminds me of my high school experience when no one was writing on my wall about me having STDs, and I was writing on my wall exclusively in Jane Austen quotes. Then when it got really bad about how slutty I wasn’t being, I posted a Sylvia Plath quote referencing Jane Austen. Please no one look at my timeline history to find these things because I’ve...
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Drinking vodkamosas and watching Cyberbully (again) while talking about how much we love our friends with Grace. (vodkamosas are vodka and a splash of orange juice and sprite. If someone else has copy written it, they’re a liar.) My first Saturday off that I didn’t request / SNOW DAY 2012!!!
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kdrexin replied to your photo: You can tell that Paul took this pic of me and my…
But ew my hair looks awful and I had no idea that scarf was such an unattractive look.
Look, no one said it was an equal opportunity filter. But I don’t think that your scarf looks bad. I think it’s just that my scarf looks SO GOOD. CAN’T HELP THAT I’M STUNTIN ON YOU LOSERS WITH IT.
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My manager brought Nick and me slurpees when he and our lead mechanic got back from the bar. Usually he brings us regular slurpees to then spike with leftover booze in the back room. Nick and I, assuming this was a regular day, took big gulps of what we thought was going to be a refreshing frozen cola. I’m pretty sure it’s grain alcohol, and there was a lot at the bottom.
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My least favorite thing is these helpless morons who make me go outside to put air in their stroller tires and while I’m out there in my light jacket because I dress for working indoors and they’re all bundled up, they say “Oh! Aren’t you freezing?!” Yes I am freezing, you assface. No, that’s fine, don’t tip me either. Clearly this is such an easy thing to...
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My day so far in numbers
I rode in to work in “feels like 12” with 20 mph winds after death sleeping for 12 hours last night due to my asshole sinuses. Why did I do that? Why do I hate myself? When I came off the 59th st bridge, my face was just spewing mucus.
wamiv- replied to your photo: Just want everyone to know that I’ve finally…
i’ve also heard them called “fish”
No I don’t like that.
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supcakes asked: HAY GIRL DO YOU AND DREX AND PILOT WANNA PUT ON YOUR SPARKLE PANTS AND SEE SLEIGH BELLS
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I resent every customer today because they bring a gust of very cold air in with them. Also I’m absofuckinlutely not going outside to help anyone use the air hose. It’s not my job to teach common sense to rich morons in the cold!!
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This is a post about the joy I felt upon finding an electrolyte tablet in an old purse.
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So they told me I could ride home as long as I didn’t hit any potholes. (because my headset is fucked)
I didn’t want to risk it, so I took the subway.
The wrong way.
So I had to bike up from west Brooklyn.
Which is fine because I know how to get home from wherever Brooklyn.
Except that AVOIDING POTHOLES IN BROOKLYN IS IMPOSSIBLE.
And had I just decided to ride in the first place...
