February 2012
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important conversation with coworker today
I had to tell Keith, my mtn bike buddy (b/c we’re the most out of shape in the shop), that no I didn’t want him to invite (his friend and a “rival” shop mngr) Larry to ride with us because one of the first interactions I had with Larry was him being super condescending to me. Yes he smoked us out on the drive to the trail but FIRST after we put on the bike rack he said...
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Anonymous asked: Hey, what are your plans for Valentine's day?
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Me: [last quarter of sandwich in hand, pointed at mouth] My sandwich is good, but I think I like yours better.
Drex: [last quarter of sandwich in hand, pointed at mouth] I think I like yours better, too.
Me: [hushed] Do you want to switch our last bits?
Drex: Yes!
Us: Wut r boun-da-ries??
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Anonymous asked: Hey, did you get your sandwich back?
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Not only was there NOT pizza at the meeting, but also I left a sandwich there.
<3 Stephanie Shriver is my valentine <3
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notveryraven replied to your post: I like… This is embarrassing … I kind of want to…
WOW SAME. ALSO WTF BOBBY WENT TO LONG ISLAND OLIVE GARDEN WHILE I WAS STILL LIVING AT HOME AND DIDN’T INVITE ME. LET ME GO WITH GRACE
ATTN: Grace, Andrew’s into it.
ATTN: Bobby, Andrew’s mad.
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A downside to commuting in different clothes than the ones you wear at work is that it takes you until you get to work to realize you picked up the jeans with caramel fondue all down the front.
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“I like… This is embarrassing … I kind of want to go to Olive Garden.”
– Grace, no context
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“okay good night”
– me to drex while holding a bunch of grapes and a handful of cheez-its and a couple of cheddar slices
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“Not just anyone with a dick to tuck can be a drag queen!”
– Emily Singleton Racer’s Epitath (via pp6y5)
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I’m working with a coworker we don’t like on what should be a super slow super bowl Sunday. I’m going to blog all day.
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Person: I have an anti-Kindle shirt.
Me: Why?
Her: Have you ever read Fahrenheit 451?
Me: Yes.
Her: I'm just afraid that'll happen. That books will become extinct.
Me: okay .......
joaniepepperoni:
Last night I told my friend to tell a guy I thought he was cute and then when I got home I added him on Facebook and liked at least 3 of his statuses. Tequila was on sale last night.
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January 2012
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My pizza delivery boyfriend brought us sliiiices today. I think it’s because when he stopped by earlier, he touched my shoulder and then his leg brushed mine (I was sitting cross-legged in a chair like a lady) as he was leaving.
The moral of the story being that fairy tales do come true, girls. You can move to the big city and make it as a pizza slut in no time.
Can’t wait to see...
My day so far in numbers.
63 bicycles. The new mechanic and I unloaded 63 bicycles (75% were kids bikes at least) into our basement storage. The bikes were delivered 10 minutes after we ordered lunch, and 30 minutes after I decided I was very hungry. You guys, though. That is so many bicycles. Also our warehouse was pretty full already, so this involved a good amount of throwing bike boxes on top of other bike boxes.
My...
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I'M GOING TO SEND VALENTINES THIS YEAR I PROMISE →
Give me your addresses above. I have a lot of free time these days, and there is no reason I can’t do this. I HAVE A CRAFT TABLE AND ICEFILMS IS A SHELL IF ITS FORMER SELF. Please specify if you’d prefer not to receive glitter on your card so I can make sure to send you an envelope full of loose glitter. (Not white this time though because apparently it’s anthraxy and I am...
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