February 2009
Last night involved some classic work...
coworker (who is 19): If I don't get pregnant in the next 6 months, I probably never will.
me: What?? Because you're about to go through menopause..?
coworker: My mom is convinced that I'm infertile.
me: ?! Have you been trying to get pregnant? I don't understand.
coworker: It's just that I have a lot of problems with my woman parts. Like, I'm always getting urinary infections and other infections and sometimes it hurts when I have sex, and it'll hurt when I pee.
I just woke up from a mexican food and...
on Drexler’s futon, the whole while clutching my phone.
I really want some coffee now.
January 2009
I'm drinking $3 wine from Arby's stemware..
sufjanssteven:
I’m such a classy bitch.
I realized over break (and meant to make a tumblr post) that my family’s holiday stemwear is from Arby’s. Like, the kind we pull out for the big Christmas dinner.
My family is teh class.
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I just decided that
I want a documentary made about my life. Crazy Love style. With all the interviews except, you know, done better. More actual footage (a la Grey Gardens) but with cheap-thrill camp effects.
Basically, I’m saying that I think I want the making of my v-day art project to be taped. (I bought the doilies. But I still need to get a photo to blow up.) Because there will be a use for it at some...
okcupid
chatting with “ironic4u.” He said he’s ‘literally never on okcupid;’ But that’s obviously not the case because it’s literally now, and he is online.
I only forgive him because his name is kind of funny. (I can’t resist anything ironic.) Even though it is a little too obviously ironic. I would never be that blatant in my irony.
We're watching
Flight of the Conchords. Because we couldn’t comprehend Trainspotting in our…state.
(Grace is jealouzz).
drunk driving is like the most serious video game...
(via bringtheruckuss)
20 points for hitting the hookers.
i could get used to this...
agoodidilla:
souplandmine:
I forgot to take pictures of the amazing dinner I just enjoyed, but it consisted of:
Chicken with cream garlic sauce
Twice baked potatoes
Green bean bundles
The green bean bundles have just been finished, but the other two were amazing.
Next: Cookie Brownies!
I can’t believe how hard you are trying to be just like beth and myself!
p.s. i’m flattered
Tim....
Family Dinner
goodnightgracie:
Dinner was yum yum.
Six of us sat in our living room eating the Mexican Tortilla Casserole. Robert bought queso, Katie made cornbread, and Emily brought veggies (even though she picked up parsley instead of cilantro). It’s okay. I forgave her.
Then we made the necessary QT run. Love me some fountain drank.
:( I thought those parsley and cilantro links were going to be...
1.27.09
spectacularfailure:
qod:
What would be your porn name?
It’s your first pet and the street you grew up on.
ie, mine is Babette Courtland.
I’m glamorous.
Thanks for answering. :)
Trudy Wade.
I sound like an old woman.
Sable Stout.
I could definitely make $$ with that.
Watchgoodnightgracie:
Alex showed me this. And it’s pretty friggin funny.
because it’s a BABY in a WHEELCHAIR.
Eula, give it another chance. I promise you’ll like it if you watch it all the way through.
“And all of the songs are sung by the actors, which is about as far from a...”
– Gabe from videogum, on why Across the Universe is shitacular, in his ongoing search for “the worst movie of all time.”
This, along with his scathing review of The Family Stone, is why he is my blogosphere soulmate. One day, he will love me back.
Watchtellthatmick:
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WTF Blanket
Snuggie joke videos are auto-reblogs.
Dear Heather Mills, you are not Hillary Clinton. →
Please get out of my media now. You’re irrelevant. And also a skank. kthnxbye.
Foto-sh00t.
Runner-Up
Second Runner-Up
I luv capes.
“You look like an American girl doll.”
– Drexx, on me being adorable.
I hope she’s talking about Samantha. She’s the only one I read/gave a fuck about.
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“One of the few things I remember from your wedding party was when I was wasted...”
– Katie Shitshow Drexxxler.
Don’t worry, later on in the night, he “was that guy” with a different (more important) member of the wedding party. Soooo, this is awkward.
I might be addicted. This may be unfortunate. →
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I’m even bad at fake dating.