December 2009
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the bonds that will keep us together
me: Sometimes Ronald makes this Bill Cosby face, where he smiles a little and shakes his head like "I can't believe you just said that/this is happening."
Carrie: Are you watching nick at night? That show is def on.
me: Yep. That's what reminded me of it. Bill made the face when he was going into the kitchen after Claire wouldn't stop laughing about the tissue shoes.
Carrie: Haha, Oh ronald. I love his smushy face!
me: I love late nite tv.
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(Taco Bell commercial plays)
mom: Until they take it away and don't sell it to you anymore! *grumble grumble* 3 dollar taco salad *grumble*
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“He said, “I’m the same man I have always been. Jack doesn’t...”
– Bacall on Bogart
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“I just wanted to tell you that I’m very attracted to you, but not in the normal...”
– This was said to me by a random freshman year waiting in line for the keg.
The bangs are back, baby!
(via getatumblrdoittt)
That is so beautiful.
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thefondest:
Me: We just embarrassed ourselves in front of the Jordan Catalano of my high school years. Allie: Shut up. That’s a very dorky thing to say. Me: No it isn’t. I was Angela Chase for Halloween. It’s allowed.
Yesterday, I described someone to Drex as my Jordan Catalano. I think this is appropriate.
Something in this office is creaking.
drexin:
I feel like I’m in an old ship. I don’t want to be in an old ship.
I didn’t realize you were working for The Crimson Permanent Assurance. But it makes sense, I guess.
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I just had to send an "I'm sorry my friend was...
No weirder than the “I’m sorry I kept telling you (boy) to kiss your childhood friend (boy) last night, even though you’re both dating friends of mine (girls). Have you seen my friend’s keys?” apology, probably. Actually the weirdest part was how much I realllly wanted to see them kiss through the open truck window. That’s not the request of a sane person,...
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“I just wish I could start a relationship about 12 years in, when you really...”
– Liz Lemon (via emilytoldmeto)
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Becoming friends with Emily on Facebook is one of...
artificialcinnamon:
I’m not creepy I promise
I’m assuming this is me because I make an excellent friend. LOOK, EVERYONE, I MADE A BEST OF THE DECADE LIST.
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I've put this formspring off for a while because I...
Say Anything: You have pretty hair. How do you keep it looking so pretty?
Is this real? You’re great. Thanks. Since I’ve been home, all I’ve gotten has been “Oh, your hair’s curly now” and “Do you want to borrow my straightener?” Also, then I straightened it and got “You know what your haircut reminds me of? Roseanne Barr. Yeah, you look like...
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Right now
youcankeepthechange:
I’m wearing an oversized floral sweater, a pair of Snoopy print shorts, knee highs, and legwarmers. No joke, I call this look The Emily.
I’d like to think I’m setting a new standard of style and class for the modern woman.
yesssss.
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high school reunion party
peers: Emily has made a lot of mistakes!
me: :(
Watchtroubledbyinsects:
soupsoup: The call is coming from inside the shore house.
perfect.
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These Christmas cards have made me realize how odd...
drexin:
paulhphillips:
I hope everyone can read them!
Your handwriting is not that bad. Mine looks like that of a psychotic child. I have to try to rein it in every time I address something, so they don’t send police to my house to look for bodies.
Yep. Reblog because Drex’s handwriting is really terrible.
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mom: You should friend your cousin Matt.
me: Why?
mom: Because he's so good-looking.
me: : /
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movie night
mom: I miss the colored smoke.
me: What?
mom: Remember the smoke in uh, uh, that...
me: Reefer Madness?
mom: Yeah! Pot smoke just isn't the same when it's plain white.
slutasaurusrexxx:
interrobangin:
2009 changed everything. The wall above my dresser, for one, lost something.
i will buy it off you
Threw it away. Srry. It was an emotional day for me.