February 2010
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No thank you, I'm on a diet.
A DIET OF NACHOS.
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I get tricked into looking at a lot of facebook...
I DON’T CARE WHERE YOU WENT, JUST SHOW ME MORE GODDAMN FOOD.
January 2010
I'm definitely reading my seventh grade journal...
thefondest:
…and it’s taking me to an awful, awful place. I’m understanding why I cried all the damn time. Guys were assholes and they all liked my sister instead of me (being a twin was the worst thing ever in middle school) and I had awful hair and everyone read my diary because I would bring it to school because I was dumb.
I’m just reading this shit and all of a sudden I’m back to feeling...
A Twitter apology to ease my guilty conscience
Sorry, you two. I know we know each other in real life, as friends and everything. We even have real life friend nicknames and inside jokes. But I can’t continue to follow you when you post multiple tweets for EVERY trending topic. And retweet everything that strikes you. Do you realize how much of my Twitter would just be “RT@majorlyepic <—lololololol” and “RT...
JON HAMM SHIRTLESS W/SUSPENDERS COVERED IN...
That’s all. I just want to remember this moment 4evr.
“Emily does it the best. Emily, do the Snooki wahhhhh.”
– We all have our strengths.
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paulhphillips:
I wish Guy Ritchie was my spirit animal
No, no. Clay Aiken fits you perfectly. You can’t wish him away.
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advice, bros.
Don’t ever message someone about how they’re not supposed to hang out with someone who has been very rude to you after seeing a status update about how they’re hanging out. The other person will just SEE IT because they are HANGING OUT and will text you something really passive aggressive like “Hey Emily!” even though you know they don’t have your new number and...
things that are actually excellent
Finishing everyone’s drinks after they pass out and playing www.chatroulette.com by yourself. In full ~performance art~ makeup.
WatchNo, really. Incredible.
WatchThe beginning’s a little boring. But at about halfway, you can see how great I’m doing without you.
I'm generally fine with no Tumblarity.
mykicks:
I don’t like the idea that all the blogs are in competition with one another. That being said, I do often wonder what my Tumblarity would be right now.
I just need a numerical value assigned to my activity. I’ve never really cared to measure it against more *popular* people, but I like to know how I’m doing, relative to myself. You know, self esteem and whatnot.
More on dogearing
I don’t dogear the page I’m leaving off on, but I like to mark pages I want to remember forever. So if I pick up that book later, it’s a fun game of ‘what line here was most important to me at the time I read this?’ What if the bookmark falls out? Do I not respect books? I buy them cheap anyway.
Me: Oh I still don't have the Rihanna CD. Give me tonight?
Lisa: It's in my car. Are you spending the night?
Me: (Thinking. Do I plan on drinking more?) Yes.
Lisa: I'll give it to you then. It's cold now.
Grace: I love you as our weekend visitor. It's cute coming into my living room, and you're all snuggled up on the couch. I look forward to it.
Robert: Have you told your roommates you won't ever be coming home on the weekend?
Me: No. I think they think I'm really slutty.
Do you guys dog-ear pages?
I almost just dog-eared a page in a “dips and salsa” book because it sounded DELICIOUS. And everyone YELLED at me. Apparently it’s trashy? It’s always been my thing that when I’m reading a book and come across a line that I really like, I fold up the bottom corner. Right? I don’t like wasting bookmarks. It makes the pages lie funny.
unicornfandancing asked: my new thing is sending people IMs insistingthey turn their speakers up as loud as possible and then sending them your vimeo and logging off
its the best.
i call it tear bombing
its the best.
i call it tear bombing
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Anonymous asked: Is it weird that I was a little disappointed that you didn't go all Mommie Dearest in that establishment? NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!
The Skins tweets are killing me.
thatgirlfaren:
I have not seen the season premiere yet, guys! Where is everyone watching it so I can get caught up like everyone else? Some of us only used to watch it on BBC America and it hasn’t come back! I DEMAND ANSWERS! AND LINKS! ANSWERS AND LINKS!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RTAGMYLW You’ll need something to play a .avi, though. But it’s excellent quality.
“…this crew of Columbus, MI folk (you know who you are) seems to me like a...”
– Daniel of troubledbyinsects who, while he has no idea where we actually live apparently, has a firm grasp on this group’s charming dynamic.
unicornfandancing asked: why dont you cry about it and make a video of the whole thing?
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW...
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And now 'Needle in the Hay' is playing over the...
This place is just trying to fuck with everyone emotionally, right?
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YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS.
You know how coffee shops or whatever sometimes attach their bathroom keys to coffee mugs or bulky things that you have to ask for and return? Well, I just used such a key-attached-to-an-item fixture.
But.
You guys.
It was a WIRE COAT HANGER.
Do you realize how INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE it is to walk down the hall to a womens’ restroom carrying a wire coat hanger?
I mean, yeah,...
redneckzilla asked: In trying to understand why I like your blog so much/needed the validation of you "following" me, I think I've come to the conclusion that I think you're cool, but in one of those ways that I don't know if we'd get along in real life? But maybe we would?
I don't know, you're an online enigma but I enjoy reading your page. You're like...
I don't know, you're an online enigma but I enjoy reading your page. You're like...
bearotitz asked: grrrrrl u make me soOoO nervous i have 2 luv-stalk u frum afar cuz i kno i aint gud enuf 4 u. (blame the Nyquil for this awesome thing/message/what-have-you)
xannon asked: What is yer favorite Xannnon moment? (!?!?!)
unicornfandancing asked: OMG LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO ME IS LIKE THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME IN YEARS MAN!! YOU JUST MADE MY LIFE> I ALMOST WANT TO CHANGE THE NAME OF MY BLOG TO LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO ME?? but I DONT WANT TO BITE YOUR STEEZE. POINT IS OMG MAKE MORE THEY ARE So. Great. I WANT TO SOMEHOW MAKE THAT MY RINGTONE
I think I only get more personal when you all...
If I said that my fake internet boyfriend had just kind of broken up with me and I wanted to plaster sad videos on his wall for my own amusement, would it make that last post any better?
WatchOne time last winter, I decided I wanted my internet persona to be sad, crazy, jilted girl. I hope I haven’t strayed too far from that objective in the past year. I only recently took my real name off my vimeo. I’m telling myself that’s why I haven’t been getting dates.
Feel free to take a look around. This is internet videos of myself night.
“Here take these twelve condoms I got for free once. Use them all within the...”
– me, to Xannon.
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Can you guys see this link to the most... →
It’s only on facebook because the guy who made it wants to make real things some day and can’t be held down by Helen Keller/dead presidents jokes.
Say Anything: I’m trying to impress a boy. How would you go about doing that?
I hope this wasn’t a timely manner thing. Because I just saw it. I think you should impress a boy by wearing a lot of boyish things. Go to: sail boats, dinosaurs, kittens, moustaches, glitter, bright clothes, punctuation marks. Also talk a lot about the television and movies you’re really into. If he...
You know how much I like for you to ask me things. →
After enjoying Barefoot and lemonade girl scout cookies.
On childhood friends
In middle school, one of my bff’s neighbors told us that she was dating this really great guy and then showed us a picture of young Eminem.
Us: “That kind of looks like a young Eminiem…”
Her: “Yeah I know! He’s so cute.”
Us: “That’s a magazine clipping…”
But I can’t find her facebook, so I don’t know how terrible...
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lovelystorytold asked: So I think we just became best friends due to the fact that you are the most inspiring thrift shopper I have ever stumbled upon. Please, tell me where the fuck you find all these valuable pieces of clothing?
So I'm finally getting a wisdom tooth.
I feel it. It probably won’t fit in my baby mouth as my comeuppance for telling people for the last couple years that I must be more evolved than them.
Sucks, y’all.
paulhphillips:
interrobangin:
paulhphillips:
Happy Thursday, brought to all of us by Mr. Francis Coppola and his fine, fine chardonnay.
You can’t pretend you’re drinking that right now when I’m sitting beside your box of Vella Blush.
That’s Xannon’s. The bottle is mine 4 realz.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH TEEN MOM. NO I’M NOT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN.
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Somebody make Paul buy me doritos to compliment...
(via xannon) Stag is definitely not a highball. DORITOS, PAUL!
Dear diary
Nachos today better than nachos yesterday. Used more cheese. Remember for tomorrow.