January 2012
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5 6.8% alcohol beers in 2 hours is my okay beer limit to bike home. Because I felt safe. Uhg I’m also like drunk though. Also I’m sorry to everyone I’ve liked recently because I haven’t liked you as much as I do the person I’m biking home with when we hold hands. Even though he has a girlfriend and I think of him as my funnier brother all the rest of the time.
December 2011
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NOPE
No. There is nothing of value, entertainment-wise, in this stupid yoga movie. Also we are at minute 29/40 and it is still September 10, 2001.
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WatchI was about to leave to go find a NYE dress (yikes!), but then I started thinking about the dance scene in Teen Witch because it’s always there in my subconscious. In case you’re confused, in this video I play several characters. I’ve spent the day alone.
Full disclosure: There are also a couple of these with me spinning to “Most Popular Girl.”
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Best Worst Movie, the documentary about Troll 2, came out in March 2009.
Stephen Hatch played one of these guys in Troll 2.
And the ending credits had one of these guys.
Little Chocolatiers starring Steven Hatch and his wife came to TLC in January of 2010.
My questions are these:
How do I get the job of phoning in show ideas to TLC? (because I have one and also easy $$$)
Was this...
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I need people to play me in words with friends so...
Edithracer
I’m in a weakened state, too, so you have a chance.
Everyone was making fun of me for calling things perfect! Even when they are! Like men in black!
We’re watching Elf now. The first time I watched Elf I was at my BFF from high school’s house, and I only went over there because I was in love with her brother. Now I still love her, and he looks exactly the same (in a sad way).
When I called my mom today she said that she was thinking of my brother and her going to see The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo after eating all the side dishes she bought and didn’t cook. I told her absolutely not and that they should see Hugo. ( I saw gwtdt last night way too rapey). But they saw Hugo and liked it! Now I’m yelling about my brother’s neckbeard to my NYC fam!
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WatchI’m a cam girl
So Christmas eve bar during the day while my laundry is running is actually super depressing. Just me and an old business man and a new awkward bartender who is flirting with me? That’s not the way this goes.
There are bagels though!
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Uhg you’d think sending a text to someone in all caps with a “??!?!?!!” at the end could be fixed by liking a few of their new facebook photos a few days later. Because you’re not mad! You’re cool! You’re laidback! But apparently not everyone is a sane, rational individual like myself, and they don’t accept apologies as such.
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Paul bought me Settlers of Catan for xxxmas, and it feels like I’m falling in love with him all over again. If my second ex-husband is this generous to me after our marriage dissolves, I will know that I was born TRLY BLSSD.
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This Christmas, I was just planning to hang out in my apt in my underwear watching terrible ABC Family and Lifetime Christmas movies while drinking a lot of wine. I’m not flying home for Christmas because 1) That’s an expensive thing to do 2) just to eat Cracker Barrel with my mother and see a probably bad movie 3) Christmas is kind of whatever to me.
BUT my manager invited me to...
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supcakes replied to your post: My manager is trying to take a sexy photo of Drex….
PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
Then I made my bartender take a new picture of me and Drex, and I made that his phone background. He’s definitely keeping it. Also he only charged me $1 for my drink because I didn’t drink a lot because 1) I was already very drunk 2)there was a cute dog in the bar for a while that I made sit in my lap I loved him.
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My manager is trying to take a sexy photo of Drex. It isn’t going well.
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I’ve had a thank you email draft open for the past 7 hours. This is a simple human thing! Why am I so bad at it?! It’s just going to be skimmed!
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One of the mechanics, William, this totally built black guy from the Dominican Republic (he’s in a gang there), was building a giant take-home plate medley. He reached for my take-home rigatoni and I said “Will! What are you doing?!” He pulled his hands away real fast, leaned back, laughed, and started apologizing real hard to me. It was the most adorable. I love my coworkers.
notveryraven replied to your post: I’m drunk and full and we’ve only had appetizers
take home some food! to my home. right now. I’d shower and get dressed for you, mama. that’s how I feel about you.
I got a whole 2-3 person dish to take home. Rigatoni with eggplant and mozzarella. You have to come to me though.
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My manager has a video of me on the subway rly...
I’m 22. It really shouldn’t be a thing where I’ve taken 1000 mg of acid reducer in the past week but then when I forget to take the ones I made Drex grab for me, I have to walk back home from Williamsburg early with a metallic burn in my throat. Is someone available to put me down? On Thursday i was fine until I ate a single jalapeno favored popcorn chip and then stomach...
notveryraven replied to your post: Quick someone give me roofies for these drinks…
want 2 eat ur food :(
Yeah it’s fuckin good and fuckin free I’m at Drex’s work party
