You guys, I can even tell you a good number of the dudes Paul has said this about to me over the past 3 or so years he’s been doing it. That’s how uncomfortable it would definitely physically make me. But he’d just say it, and I’d cringe and whine, and then we’d move along. I guess I just thought it was a quirk~ and he said to everyone. (Xannon, did he really never say it to you??) Also it was usually in the context of “If you don’t have sex with him, I will. I’ll split him in half.” Which makes it so much worse of a visual than if it was just about a dude on tv.
Anyway, I am 100% TAKING BACK THE PHRASE. IT IS MINE. IT IS YOURS. IT IS OURS. GET TO SPLITTIN, EVERYONE.
