paulhphillips: GPOYW: from my first night in Brooklyn. Emily lost no time in cyberbullying me IRL. Also, Drex! And Grace! And I wish I was still there! This was just before The Eagle and was probably the best day of my life. Or Sunday funday fart party. Still not sure. NO, PAUL, this was not JUST BEFORE the Eagle. This was just before the dance party we went to for our friend’s special day. DON’T PRETEND LIKE PRECIOUS HOURS WE SPENT TOGETHER DIDN’T EXIST. Also in this picture I was uninviting you to the picture because your gender was not welcome in it. Similar to how my gender would not be welcome into the Eagle. I will never see a human urinal IRL :-(

paulhphillips:

GPOYW: from my first night in Brooklyn. Emily lost no time in cyberbullying me IRL. Also, Drex! And Grace! And I wish I was still there!

This was just before The Eagle and was probably the best day of my life. Or Sunday funday fart party. Still not sure.

NO, PAUL, this was not JUST BEFORE the Eagle. This was just before the dance party we went to for our friend’s special day. DON’T PRETEND LIKE PRECIOUS HOURS WE SPENT TOGETHER DIDN’T EXIST. Also in this picture I was uninviting you to the picture because your gender was not welcome in it. Similar to how my gender would not be welcome into the Eagle. I will never see a human urinal IRL :-(