My least favorite thing is these helpless morons who make me go outside to put air in their stroller tires and while I’m out there in my light jacket because I dress for working indoors and they’re all bundled up, they say “Oh! Aren’t you freezing?!” Yes I am freezing, you assface. No, that’s fine, don’t tip me either. Clearly this is such an easy thing to do that I’m not actually providing you a special service. Clearly I am getting paid already to fill up your stroller tires, valued customer. JUST DOING WHAT I LOVE OVER HERE.