I’m 65% sure Drex and I met a Natural Born Killers couple tonight in our laundry bar during laundry time. They were very adamant about being soulmates, super touchy, and also seemed pretty off. Not to mention a recent relocation from Miami to Greenpoint. FUGITIVES! Very interested in new friends while also being insistent that they weren’t swingers and confused by advances from other couples/singles (maybe because you keep touching everyone and lingering??).
Final nail is that they invited me and Drex over for a vegan dinner party. Which is in no uncertain terms code for murdering us and eating us. Luckily, I think the probably a little too pretty lady of the couple (wife?) was too high (off a recent killing spree) to get my number right.
