We have a shop meeting after work, and it’s going to go exactly like a Real Housewives reunion. We even have a greying Jewish boss to moderate. I’ll just be sitting there in my Adrienne dress looking fabulous and playing cool, but these str8 bois are probably going to get rude to each other. Especially to the dumb beautiful puppy who doesn’t even get hours anymore but is still causing problems! And then we’ll talk about important things. And it’ll take forever because everyone likes to yammer.
I just hope there’s pizza.
