Emily. twenty-two. My favorite color is fluorescent beige. I'm good at embarrassing myself in public and finding FASHUNS in thrift stores.
I'm here to talk about my day and things that are terrible. Also post an obnoxious amount of pictures of myself/my bangs.
Sometimes I craft using glitter, construction paper, and tears; but mostly I watch tv and like learn stuff or whatever.
Get At Me: How to
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My twitter is particularly embarrassing
I like to get friends on the facebook
Any positive remarks/interesting questions can go in my Ask Box and negative comments can be directed to the fucking left.
I named my mountain bike today out on our second real ride together. Or I guess she revealed her name to me because she wants to go so goddamn fast (which still scares me), and she is IN CHARGE SEXUALLY. Plus I’ll take any excuse to say “Turboslut” on a regular basis. It’s objectively funny!
To review: My bikes are named Fancy Boy and Turboslut, and I believe those are also acceptable names for children.
--Tagged under: I am a stage mom--
--Tagged under: She's of age though I guess?--
--Tagged under: shake it for mommy!!--
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your tumblr feed never ceases to amaze/intrigue/amuse me. you are winning life. <3
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