There’s so much more to this story that I wish I could tell.
OH NO TERRIBLE THINGS IN PARK SLOPE
SOMEONE BRING THIS MEME BACK, ITS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS
1) I am the posterchild for bad decisions. 2) Apparently Paul texted me that this morning, and I DIDN’T GET IT nor did I get his subsequent text yelling at me for not responding AND NOW I AM FILLED WITH ANXIETY. You guys, that’s the litmus test for whether my phone is being weird. I will always be inquisitive about weird things you just finished doing.