whydoihaveablog:

Dear God,

It is not too late for me to get married in Beverly Hills on 9/02/10.

I will annul the day after. I just need this to happen.

Love,
Someone who never watched Beverly Hills 90210, but is keen on dumb yuk-yuks.

Someone alert Beth to this. She is both the one person I know who would most appreciate the significance of this date and probably the one friend I have closest to getting real married with a real big open bar.