I've got the mind of a 7 year old boy and the body of a 20 year old Kardashian girl. I love shiny things and movies that make fun of themselves.
I have no idea what's appropriate to talk about at parties, but I think my bangs make up for all those shortcomings.
I'm a very serious blogger, discussing all the important issues like unicorns and booze.
Let's thrift together some time.
“Kroger Cranberry Salad” :(
I would also like to note that my blog pops up third from the top in a “love on my terms” google search. Following only a Regina Spektor fan page (wtf?) and a book quotes website (lol fail. I don’t think I’d consider Citizen Kane a book.).
