This is where I take pictures of my long hair so I can cry when it’s gone later.

This is where I take pictures of my long hair so I can cry when it’s gone later.

--Tagged under: or b thankful when it's still there later--

--Tagged under: gpoyw--

FIND a happier picture of me I truly dare you.

FIND a happier picture of me I truly dare you.

--Tagged under: luv these girls--

--Tagged under: gpoyw--

This shirt was the real star of last night. I mean, besides the birthday girl. I finally figured out how to wear it! Biggest accomplishment of 2012! (gold skirt) I mean, my coworkers made fun of me, but they can’t be expected to understand. Flannel sluts. My laydies loved it. And it’s a t-shirt dress which is perfect to pass out in But dis bitch had the AUDACITY to argue with me about whether my little cub (str8 cub) of a coworker would make a good drag queen while looking me in the face. The face above this shirt. No! He wouldn’t! For all the reasons. Drag isn’t about how funny it would be to see that bearded man in a dress!!! Also star power. I didn’t even start the drag conversation, if you can believe it. (you can’t) But I am an authority!!!

This shirt was the real star of last night. I mean, besides the birthday girl. I finally figured out how to wear it! Biggest accomplishment of 2012! (gold skirt) I mean, my coworkers made fun of me, but they can’t be expected to understand. Flannel sluts. My laydies loved it. And it’s a t-shirt dress which is perfect to pass out in But dis bitch had the AUDACITY to argue with me about whether my little cub (str8 cub) of a coworker would make a good drag queen while looking me in the face. The face above this shirt. No! He wouldn’t! For all the reasons. Drag isn’t about how funny it would be to see that bearded man in a dress!!! Also star power. I didn’t even start the drag conversation, if you can believe it. (you can’t) But I am an authority!!!

--Tagged under: GPOYW--

--Tagged under: FASHUN--

My bangs never cease to surprise me on rainy days.

My bangs never cease to surprise me on rainy days.

--Tagged under: GPOYW--

It’s 5 AM on a Wednesday, and I am open for discussion of Downton Abbey series one, something I would have been completely unprepared for 7 hours ago. I just went through a million emotions in one sitting lying. Everyone link me to your old posts about it that I just scrolled on by before! Let’s take the “which character are you?” quizzes! Just kidding I’m totally Anna because I definitely have a thing for dudes with injuries! Or as I like to call them, “broken baby birds”! Everything was so terrific, and I really don’t want this war to happen. There’s so much going on already, why did they have to INVENT this war to make it more interesting?? Do you think it’ll be over quickly? Like maybe just one episode of the next series? Ahhhhhhhh!!  The good thing about this is that by the time I wake up, wine stores will be open, and I can get to crafting immediately. I drafted out a lot of quality stuff today in between ringing up delivery flats at work. But enough about me, more about the Abbeeeeeeeey. Talk to me about it after you guys wake up and maybe while you’re at your jobs.

It’s 5 AM on a Wednesday, and I am open for discussion of Downton Abbey series one, something I would have been completely unprepared for 7 hours ago. I just went through a million emotions in one sitting lying. Everyone link me to your old posts about it that I just scrolled on by before! Let’s take the “which character are you?” quizzes! Just kidding I’m totally Anna because I definitely have a thing for dudes with injuries! Or as I like to call them, “broken baby birds”! Everything was so terrific, and I really don’t want this war to happen. There’s so much going on already, why did they have to INVENT this war to make it more interesting?? Do you think it’ll be over quickly? Like maybe just one episode of the next series? Ahhhhhhhh!! 

The good thing about this is that by the time I wake up, wine stores will be open, and I can get to crafting immediately. I drafted out a lot of quality stuff today in between ringing up delivery flats at work.

But enough about me, more about the Abbeeeeeeeey. Talk to me about it after you guys wake up and maybe while you’re at your jobs.

--Tagged under: I am a human lady!!!--

--Tagged under: VERY INTO the Abbey--

--Tagged under: gpoyw--

You can tell that Paul took this pic of me and my laydies because there is love in our eyes, even under subway platform lights. This photo is getting plastered everywhere because somehow Paul found the “make Emily’s hair look like it was actually styled” filter. Like, damn, I’m going to blow this picture up, cut out my hair, and wear it as a 2D wig for all eternity.

You can tell that Paul took this pic of me and my laydies because there is love in our eyes, even under subway platform lights. This photo is getting plastered everywhere because somehow Paul found the “make Emily’s hair look like it was actually styled” filter. Like, damn, I’m going to blow this picture up, cut out my hair, and wear it as a 2D wig for all eternity.

--Tagged under: this is absolutely just a face blog now--

--Tagged under: gpoyw--

Look at me in the face and tell me I’m not a natural born lady drag queen. Also they lipsync, and that is my talent.

Look at me in the face and tell me I’m not a natural born lady drag queen. Also they lipsync, and that is my talent.

--Tagged under: It is the talent of people who can't sing--

--Tagged under: GPOYW--

But, like, I also wear no makeup pretty well. Here I am walking across the Pulaski because my work boo and I conferenced this morning, and we decided we were too sissy for the ride in.

But, like, I also wear no makeup pretty well. Here I am walking across the Pulaski because my work boo and I conferenced this morning, and we decided we were too sissy for the ride in.

--Tagged under: gpoyw--

Last night before zombie prom party, Grace’s friend told me that my face took makeup very well. Grace’s friend is now my best friend. Also that compliment must be why I didn’t wash my face before sleeping. Pretty similar to how I am eating my chex out of tupperware because I haven’t washed bowls yet. I have to work today, and that is dreadful, but at least we have a coffee maker there now.

Last night before zombie prom party, Grace’s friend told me that my face took makeup very well. Grace’s friend is now my best friend. Also that compliment must be why I didn’t wash my face before sleeping. Pretty similar to how I am eating my chex out of tupperware because I haven’t washed bowls yet. I have to work today, and that is dreadful, but at least we have a coffee maker there now.

--Tagged under: my face swallowed all the zombie-ness--

--Tagged under: this is just a stream of consciousness blog--

--Tagged under: no thought goes into this anymore--

--Tagged under: GPOYW--

It was a very slooow day at work today, so I decided to calculate the worth of all the free gear I rode in wearing. $540. I was wearing $540 worth of fancy cycling “costume” thanks to all the rich-tards who continue to buy clothing from me. It’s good stuff! So I don’t feel bad pushing it. It is all we wear! Because we earn it for free! But that’s insane! I’ve never owned a more expensive outfit! I’m not even counting the shit I had to pay for but got on the super cheap! Also, I have $970 worth of stuff I got in rewards at home that I wasn’t currently wearing. You guysss, I am a very fancy person. Above, you can see my self-satisfied bicycle commuter face.

It was a very slooow day at work today, so I decided to calculate the worth of all the free gear I rode in wearing. $540. I was wearing $540 worth of fancy cycling “costume” thanks to all the rich-tards who continue to buy clothing from me. It’s good stuff! So I don’t feel bad pushing it. It is all we wear! Because we earn it for free! But that’s insane! I’ve never owned a more expensive outfit! I’m not even counting the shit I had to pay for but got on the super cheap! Also, I have $970 worth of stuff I got in rewards at home that I wasn’t currently wearing. You guysss, I am a very fancy person.

Above, you can see my self-satisfied bicycle commuter face.

--Tagged under: diary of a poor person--

--Tagged under: also I'm getting 4 day weeks in fucking JANUARY--

--Tagged under: That's bike shop insanity--

--Tagged under: GPOYW--

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